Is a birthday e-card insulting because I didn't put in the time to go to Hallmark and put a card in the mail?

Is a card in the mail insulting because I didn't bother to call?

Is a phone call insulting because I didn't offer to take you to dinner?

Is dinner insulting because I didn't get you a gift?

Is my gift insulting because it only cost $30?

Can't please everyone.