Do SMART records contain enough information to prove that the laptop had not been used in years (assuming you had a suitably effective barrister to make use of this information)? RTC (clock) drift could also give a hint that the laptop had not been connected to a time server in a while.
Also (this may be of limited consolation) the officer who compels you to disclose the key must have some idea of what data it is protecting in order to satisfy RIPA 2000 s 51(5)(a):
> The matters to be taken into account in considering whether the requirement [for proportionality] of subsection (4)(b) is satisfied in the case of any direction shall include... the extent and nature of any protected information, in addition to the protected information in respect of which the disclosure requirement is imposed, to which the key is also a key