Hacker News Reader

Comment by yieldcrv | Hacker News Reader

Lets fast forward this conversation to its conclusion of “its open to interpretation”

and Christianity doesn't have a monopoly on religion or the fungible and unquantifiable soul concept

So the Internet is basically a series of tubes, and http packets are like mustard and ketchup that you pop into the tube, and it zooms along with air-pressure determined by the Chinese government. and then your bank puts dollar bills into the tubes on the Internet, and those tubes connect to vaults and safes underground, and that is how money gets into your account. Money doesn't come out of your account; it's just converted into dogecoin and then every User Interface automatically converts Dogecoin figures into USD before you can read it.

Also your computer is like a car. Your car works because there's a hamster or three in there and they keep them well-fed. Your computer also has a hamster, or a guinea pig sometimes. And your computer sends http packets over next door by means of carrier pigeons, or sometimes by semaphore.

Also men enjoy action-adventure films. Men enjoy films with lots of shooting. All men enjoy films with loud noises and special effects. Men like rock music with distorted guitars and loud drums. Men like loud soundsin general; that's why men are soldiers because we can blow stuff up and we listen to it.

sure - and

"The Unicorn is most particular in its affections and has a fondness for beautiful virgins..."

https://medium.com/luminasticity/meditation-on-the-unicorn-d...

Thank you for this comment. You have expressed this far more eloquently and magnanimously this I would have.

Reply on news.ycombinator.com