Ahh, "man mkpipe", you're mixing up a separate concept - streaming to a remote host vs streaming via a pipe on the filesystem.
>> standard approach in my corner of the world
Syslog streaming has been a common approach since the ~70s i'd guess? Likely before.
>> yet feel entitled to give ops-advice that is at odds with how the rest of the world operates
Hopefully, you see the irony in this.