Lol!
"I could teach myself more in an afternoon than I would learn in a 10-week class."
Really genius?
"Calculus B: F" Any it says repeated!
Why didn't you take five afternoons and graduate then?
It is a well-known fact that becoming a "high-level" web programmer doesn't require brains or a degree. Now this post makes it clear that, even such people who miserably fail to get a degree can write PHP programs and Javascript.