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> Preheat oven to 950 Kelvin

I believe I'm going to need a new oven...

You’re going to need a new home as a bonus

they don't call it extreme cuisine for nothing

Pyrolysis Mode can come pretty close on some ovens I think.

Try out the Gluten Free Shark Teeth once you feel better!

This sounds like an order from the Key and Peele "Soul Food" sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zDHSLDY0Q8

Thanks, I wanted to give it a try. Today is a good day to cook.

Aw no it's gone!

bro that is part of the vibe, you just gotta roll with it