You know on a serious note, it occurred to me that Liquid Death's slogan "Murder your thirst" isn't far off. Wonder if it's a not-so-subtle nod.
But the "soda" category these days is also pretty overloaded: full sugar coke vs Coke zero is a very different calory intake.
That's why SNAP money is restricted to particular categories. So caring about how it's spent is already a foregone conclusion, and rightly so.
If someone wants to spend money however they like, they'll have to earn it themselves. Even inherited money carries a sense of obligation to honor the family with how it's used (like not blowing it all in a week of lavish partying in Vegas, as an extreme example).
Water has zero calories, is reasonably filling, neutral-tasting, and gives me what my body needs, without any other junk. What's not to like?
Also, what you think cheese consists of.
One can enjoy something without it being good for you. I like cheese. I'm under no illusion that it is healthy
If you're replacing sweat, wouldn't you want sports drinks?
https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1969/03/27
But anyway, in most cases, the fact that drinking milk doubles as a source of food is clearly a benefit. It's hard to explain a common behavior by reference to a rare circumstance.