it bothers me way more than it should. i have to tell myself that the point of art is often to evoke emotions, and the rage i feel is included in that
Using the insight from the top comment that "it all depends on whether u're counting the items themselves (1-based) or the spaces btwn them," the American way of numbering floors is based on counting actual floors (ie, the things you stand on) -- and the one at earth level is one floor. If you go up a flight of stairs, there is second floor to stand on, and so on.
For buildings that go underground, the "-" sign can now act as a signifier of being underground, and the counting works as normal. If you take the stairs down one level, you are on the first underground floor, -1.
Of course, you want to interpret it like a y-axis number line, where 0 is the earth, 1 is "1 floor unit" above the earth, -1 is "1 floor unit" below the earth, etc. This is the "space between" model.
Elegance aside, both can be viewed as logically consistent depending on your lense.
The mark on your measure tape corresponds to the total sum/amount.
If you count from zero, number of elements no longer corresponds to the size/length. So already here you deviate away from your tape principle.
You have one whole element when your tape measure shows 1, not zero.