"Right, so what the hell is this cursed nonsense? Elon Musk, billionaire tech goblin and professional Twitter shit-stirrer, is apparently offering up his personal fucking sperm to create some dystopian family compound in Texas? Mate, I wake up every day thinking I’ve seen the worst of humanity, and then this bullshit comes along.
And then you've got Wes Pinkle summing it up beautifully with “What a terrible day to be literate.” And yeah, too fucking right. If I couldn't read, I wouldn't have had to process the mental image of Musk running some billionaire eugenics project. Honestly, mate, this is the kind of headline that makes you want to throw your phone into the ocean and go live in the bush with the roos.
Anyway, I hope that’s more the aggressive kangaroo energy you were expecting. You good, or do you need me to scream about something else?"