Firing rockets indiscriminately at ships is not even in the same planet as humanitarian intervention.

An interesting interpretation of events. Let's continue.

"Then the air crew donates their airframe & technology to the Chinese Communist Party. And when they return they come up with a lie that they had been buzzed several times by the J8 pilot until the crash. Also they faked distress calls recording it. All to prove that the United States is a paper tiger intent on disrupting the Chinese people's rightful claim to all East Asian territory."