of course this was an internal company joke. Microsoft don't have ads. it doesn't sell to consumers.
all windows sales in history were by strong arming OEM to preload it and pass the cost.
all windows sales in history were by strong arming OEM to preload it and pass the cost.
it appears that there is still at least one Microsoft store (https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/store/locations) in the United States, but I think that might be it.
I guess the non-satirical answer would be "experiences"
Vacuum cleaners that doesn't suck. /s