The least they could do is write up something as unhinged as that old Pepsi design strategy document.
https://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell...
https://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell...
It immediately makes me think of the song "Redesign Your Logo" by Lemon Demon. Pure comedy.
It is clear they worked hard for their salary.
https://lemondemon.fandom.com/wiki/Spirit_Phone:_Commentary#...