I'll admit that I went quite far in your comment history to figure out if maybe those 5 closing parentheses were matching some long-lost post of yours, and as a Lisp addict you couldn't resist the temptation.

Alas, I am disappointed to inform you that your comment history will no longer compile :(

:)

I genuinely hope you find a way to quit. you made me do an audible gag sound.

> toenail clippings like ))))) in my Lisp code

I smell a custom font opportunity.

Yeah, counting parens! Dohohoho!