Where can I get such a monkey?
Profits soar. Share prices soar. A few years later, as reputation catches up with quality and support, as there are no new products in the R&D pipeline, and as you have no core competencies, and as your best employees leave, the company tanks.
You walk of with a ton of cash from early-year bonuses.
Monkey that triples shareholder value in a multi-billion dollar company? I'll take two please.