How about if I'm a masochist :)

I do have form when it comes to the needlessly complicatedly making things small like impenetrable programs that fit in a url https://c50.fingswotidun.com/show/?code=z1s-xy*dee%2B%2B2*z!...

Polygon level seems more akin to machine code than asm. That is (usually) a step too far for me.

Very tempted to do something for tiny_tapeout, it does seem the kind of nerd sniping aimed at me.

I'm going to take a stab and say judging from your username, you are vaguely near me (Chch).