Reminds me of an old radio broadcast or some kind of audio recording that I've been trying to find for ~25 years. My mom had listened to it when she was younger, and had somehow managed to get it onto cassette tape for us to listen to when we were kids. It was some kind of Christmas story we'd listen to while decorating cookies, a kind of crazy tale that you never heard anywhere else, involving the towns of "Twinkle Twankle" and "Twonkle Twonkle" and other crazy wordplay like that. Unfortunately, that's the only unique bit that I remember, save for recalling a melody or two here and there and the timbre of the narrator's voice, neither of which help in tracking it down.

I'd love the satisfaction of tracking it down some day just like this person did.