This isn't about the technology - the organization's priorities are clearly divided between two segments - one that's trying to expand the revenue by expanding into enterprise/commercial market and another that is trying to stick-on cool stuff and prioritizing fun. In this case neither won - the fun guys got kneecapped by the E9 bug making this silicon unusable for hobbyist projects, and the fun stuff kneecapped the enterprise stuff by bypassing the security bit.
(as you can imaging, I'm extremely disappointed with RP2350 - RPi needs to focus or they hobby/maker market is done)
Whoever wrote that headline lacked even a cursory understanding of the attack. You can do better by watching Aedan Cullen's excellent 38C3 presentation for yourself.
It also looks like the chip designers didn't know about the read-persistence between the validation pattern reads and the actual configuration reads achievable by glitching only the OTP memory block (the USB peripheral isn't enabled at this stage). Without access to the documentation for the OTP memory block we can only guess who deserves the most of the blame for this oversight.