All of that is evidence of the ineffectiveness of government bureaucracies. You’re describing the way things work today. I’m saying the way it works is broken and needs to change. Allowing claims that salmon or water is healthy shouldn’t take long.
Unfortunately government bureaucracies basically operate in low trust mode because of accumulated scar tissue from previous problems.
Ripping out guard rails without building a high trust environment is asking for a speed run of all of the scar tissue to reform.
The fact that you characterized a slow process as corrupt, when a huge amount of the slowness is because of mandated rules put in place to attempt to mitigate corruption is in itself a sign of the low trust hell that these regulators live in.
If we lived in a dictatorship, things would go faster, public be damned. China gets things done, but at great expense to the impacted people.
For tuna it's recommended you don't eat it frequently becasue of high mercury levels.
Why would not consider that for things like salmon?
Seems suss. The root word of Salmonella is Salmon; clearly it may not be healthy.
Water is just a rebranding of dihydrogen monixide, and we all know how bad that stuff is. It's made from rocket fuel, and you're trying to push it off as healthy?
If you’re digging up Dr. Salmon, after whom Salmonella is named, and consuming his corpse…yeah, that might be a bad idea.