Tying a credential to a single human is exactly not something desirable for a subset of users. Some married couples essentially act as a single person in most contexts (e.g. sharing an email address and/or phone number), which kind of makes sense; legally (in many states) the point of getting married is that everything becomes shared. The goal is to reduce friction around who owns/has access to what.
The real world obviously has different constraints, but works basically in this way. e.g. if I go to drop off/pick up a prescription for my wife, I just tell them her name, not mine. We use credit cards with the other's name all the time. etc.
> What's your proposal on what a better UX might look like (along with getting everyone to adopt it)?
Passwords, obviously.