Which is a problem for sane people who can't fit into such organized superstition.
(Don't hold back.)
Own any Apple products?
Not enough money for apple products and don't need any.
And your typical UU congregation doesn't even let God in the door, let alone promote any especial belief except 'dude, whatever, let's talk about it'.
Now if we're talking about actually competing with the Roman Catholic Church, well… yeah, tough luck.