If this article was about "fighting spam with C++ at Meta", would it make the front page? I doubt it. I learnt Haskell thinking that it would give me super-powers no other language has, but in the end my impression of the language was "meh". I like the syntax a lot, and I have adopted the monadic approach to error handling when I do Python, but Haskell itself doesn't give me an edge over other programmers.

Haskellers are proud of a few projects that use Haskell (pandoc, xmonad, etc.) and they boast about how they can achieve the same thing as i3 but in much fewer LoC. But frankly I don't think #LoC is a good metric for gauging a language's value.