> The Fix: Use a full modern programming language, with its existing testing frameworks and tooling.
I was reading the article and thinking myself "a lot of this is fixed if the pipeline is just a Python script." And really, if I was to start building a new CI/CD tool today the "user facing" portion would be a Python library that contains helper functions for interfacing with with the larger CI/CD system. Not because I like Python (I'd rather Ruby) but because it is ubiquitous and completely sufficient for describing a CI/CD pipeline.
I'm firmly of the opinion that once we start implementing "the power of real code: loops, conditionals, runtime logic, standard libraries, and more" in YAML then YAML was the wrong choice. I absolutely despise Ansible for the same reason and wish I could still write Chef cookbooks.