If I may paraphrase “300” with some stylistic embellishments:

- [Fractional], only 17 jobs listed. We thought your commitment would at least match our own. Indeed has 20k+ jobs.

- Indeed opportunity 1, what is your status?

- Unresponsive company.

- And opportunity 2?

- Fake role.

- And you, opportunity 3?

- Underpaying role

- Fractional roles, what is your status?

- Aoo, Aoo, Aoo.

- See, Indeed. We did bring more actual roles to the table.

(Allegedly, but 17 real roles is better than 20k fake or unresponsive ones).