Your vision lacks the ultimate destination: This will replace the bed.
Gonna steer clear of those directions. All things in moderation, etc.
You can buy two small dishwashers, keep clean stuff in one, dirty in the other, then run the dirty one and swap.
Or you can also just have one plate and wash it by hand after every meal.
It worked until the drill instructor noticed that the clothes in the wall locker weren't aging.