You jest, but if that kid weren’t wearing glasses…
I was thinking more of lawn darts. One look at those, and you just know that one is eventually going to end up in the back of someone’s skull.
I feel like I missed out by being born too late to enjoy those.
I was old enough to see them, but my dad looked at them and said that can't possibly be safe and so refused to let us have them. It was almost a decade latter (or so I remember) before they were recalled.
That or lead poisoning will deliver steady doses of irreversible brain damage.