Every single day I go to sleep with my head buried in my hands because I am not immoral enough to figure out some way of ripping off audiophiles.

You can sell them 3¢ hunks of plastic that do nothing for $150.

It's not even hurting anyone. They're all rich old dudes with dozens of guitars they never play hanging from their walls in a room filled with records they never listen to.

If I could figure out how to sell them 3¢ hunks of plastic that do nothing for $150 I would be very happy, but my conscience won't allow it.