They charged me $100 to get my machine back without repair.
Also bear in mind that the EU is a single market, warranties etc are, by law, required to be honoured over the ENTIRE single market. Not just one country.
Especially when the closest Apple Store to me is IN GERMANY.
I have since returned it to Amazon who will refund it (they're taking their sweet time though, I need to call them next week as they should have transferred already).