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If so it is equally badly spelled German.
If so it is equally badly spelled German.
(E.g.compare ship, schip, Schip, skib, skip vs. Schiff, or day, dag, Dag, dag, vs. Tag etc. - we'd have a far neater, gradual Germanic transition around the North Sea if Low German had "won".
In foreign lands did wielder welt.
The script upon the scabbard belt
Thereupon became misspelt.