I've always interpreted the definition of storage as arbitrarily large, not specifically infinite. The universe, after all, is finite. The "well, acshually" arguments aren't interesting, because they're 100% abstract.
A universe isn't a turing machine because it can't run all the programs that can run on a turing machine. This isn't exactly controversial.
If you only allow arbitrary large turning machines, there is a fixed number of programs which can run
perf stat -Bddd qemu-system-x86_64 -m 2048 -cdrom alpine.iso -boot d -enable-kvm -cpu host -smp 2 -net nic -net user,hostfwd=tcp::2222-:22 -nographic -serial mon:stdio -monitor telnet:127.0.0.1:1234,server,nowait -d in_asm,cpu -D qemu.log
It takes 1,927,757,029,221 cycles to summarize a 1625 token Dijkstra essay with LLaMA 8B. perf stat -Bddd llamafile -m Meta-Llama-3.1-8B-Instruct.BF16.gguf -f ~/prompt1625.txt -c 4096 -n 40
Ignoring things like AVX512 you're looking at about 100x more compute to do something serious with LLaMA.However! If you just want to demo it working, then you could generate 4 tokens using TinyLLaMA 1.1B which takes 25,164,386,466 cycles. That's about the same cost as booting Linux. So you could do TinyLLaMA if you can do Linux.
Note also that the 4004 lacks a floating-point unit of any kind - not just a vector unit. I think people make 8-bit integer quantizations of LLMs, though, which would be the fastest versions to run on a 4004.