That's hard to imagine. In big tech it's the team manager who decides that standups should happen and when (maybe this is an expectation from higher-ups). He always joins unless running late.
Then it's not a SCRUM process at all. Case solved.
Yeah and communism also works in theory :)
I've lived the first 14 years of my life under the Romanian communist dictatorship so no.
Let's put it this way. If it's the property of the people it's not everyone's in practice, it's no one's. So you're free to slack, cheat and steal from your "property of the people", you're cheating "no one".
> post-scarcity is a necessary precondition
There is no post scarcity. The goalposts for scarcity just move up.
That doesn't make any sense. Communism's defining feature is that there is no longer a state. How can you recognize Romania, and especially a Romanian dictatorship, without there being a state?
Perhaps you're confusing communism with rule by the Communist Party?
- Communism is a work of science fiction that imagines what life is like in a post-scarcity world – indeed, science fiction that some people would like to see become reality. Star Trek is a more modern adaptation on the same basic idea, which you may be more familiar with.
- The Communist Party is a political group that, at least on paper, is focused on achieving post-scarcity through capturing the means of production. It was once theorized in a certain Manifesto about Communism that post-scarcity would not be achievable through capitalism as the capitalists would set up barriers to seeing it through, and that the way to protect against that was the bring the means of production into social hands. Hence why the Communist Party is so-named.
But that would be like saying that democracy doesn't work because you don't like what the political party known as the Democrats are doing in the USA. Or that workers don't work because you don't like what the National Socialist German Workers' Party (Nazi) did.
> There is no post scarcity. The goalposts for scarcity just move up.
Perhaps. But it remains that communism cannot exist without having achieved post-scarcity. How could it?
Seriously? Who takes all the resources and allocates them "according to each person's need" then? :)
> But it remains that communism cannot exist without having achieved post-scarcity. How could it?
All the scarce resources are being stolen^H^H^Hshared in common.
Communism predates the idea of post scarcity by a hundred years or more AFAIK.
Yes. Communism's key attributes are that it is classless, stateless, and moneyless.
> Who takes all the resources and allocates them "according to each person's need" then?
We'd need to know more about how post-scarcity is achieved in order to answer that question. Star Trek says the replicator is responsible, although that seems unlikely outside of the imagined Star Trek universe. Based on what we can see today, I'd guess robots. But this is all speculative as we don't really know what post-scarcity truly looks like, or if it is achievable at all.
> Communism predates the idea of post scarcity by a hundred years or more AFAIK.
Are you referring to what is oft referred to as primitive communism?
Although I find it hard to believe that humans have ever not thought about post-scarcity. It seems like the first thought/dream anyone would have when first faced with scarcity constraints.
Did communist utopians realize it doesn't work so now they're adding "post scarcity" to it to make it work?
Will they add "AI" next?
Edit: "Based on what we can see today, I'd guess robots." Oh yea, "AI" is next.
Did TV fanatics realize that Star Trek doesn't work? What does this even mean? Communism isn't something real, it is a work of science fiction that details an imagined world after post-scarcity. Always has been, probably always will be.
Hell, even if we actually do reach post-scarcity some day, the chances of going the communism route are about as likely as us going the Star Trek route. Reality has a way of turning out quite different to what you envision. There is effectively no chance of communism becoming more than science fiction.
Is that what you mean by "doesn't work"? That it will never be more than science fiction? In the same way aliens, time travel, etc. "don't work"? Fair, I suppose, but that makes your communism obsession rather bizarre.
> "Based on what we can see today, I'd guess robots." Oh yea, "AI" is next.
How do you foresee AI being useful? Robotics is by and large how we've achieved post-scarcity in food production. If we were to achieve full-on post-scarcity, chances are we would do so by finding additional robot applications. We're not that creative as species. But who knows.
I suppose in your modern communism they'll blame the "AI".
If communism ever is realized as more than science fiction, it will almost certainly be because of the USA's efforts. There is no chance Cuba will get us there. Of course, their official claim of seeking post-scarcity is only for pretend to keep up political appearances. The USA, in contrast, is actually trying. You might say ironically, but I'd say that Marx just got it wrong and that capitalism, not socialism, is the most likely path to communism.
Honestly, the recurring complaints with scrum, agile, etc basically boil down to this: shitty organizations can make any system miserable. People generally are blaming the intermediate cause (how we do scrum sucks) rather than the root cause (our company sucks and nothing would work).
You haven't truly experienced process misery until you've done a 4 year death march in a waterfall process.
Can anybody (not PM/leader) give 1 example of a company where they saw scrum being done "correctly"?
crickets
I guess scrum is fine and people just don't know how to do it properly.
How could scrum, the product, possibly be to blame for that even if it sucks? Or, at what point is it reasonable to blame the PM/leader for actively and knowingly practicing !$scrum while pretending it's $scrum?
Is the gun with a 180º bend in the barrel, with a caution label that says "WARNING: Don't shoot yourself in the face", that sees everyone who tries using it shoot themselves in the face the user's fault, or could we say that the product is faulty?
If a product relies on weasel words to try and pass its flaws off as being the user's fault, at what point is the product to blame? If one person uses it wrong, perhaps you can say that one person was doing something out of the ordinary, but when every person uses it wrong...?