You'll be able to know for sure, whether headphone burn-in is a placebo or not.
I am sure the tracks it plays are fire...
Hmm... none of my headphone plugs will fit down the barrel!
Watch me!
If you could actually fit something in there, you get your reward of a destroyed pair of headphones I assume. Or maybe it won’t sense a thermistor and nothing will happen. I’d assume without a thermistor it won’t actually function (although you could probably trick it)