At a glance, the article is ranting, not science.
An axiom: When the best that dissenters can come up with can't be taken seriously, the dissent only lends credence to the consensus.
Accordingly, get your jabs, children. The risk of vaccination is infinitesimal. Meanwhile, long COVID can be a living hell [3].
[1] https://www.reddit.com/r/labrats/comments/1arhyee/published_...