If you want to dedicate staff to reviewing useless garbage issues you do that, go and review every issue logged against other non-commercial software.
The rest of us have a job to do.
I'm not sure why you are being hostile about it, but okay.
Obviously you feel very strongly about the subject. You should engage with MITRE and encourage them to reconsider their current CVE inclusion decision tree.
I also wonder how the attacker got access to Bob's home network in the first place?
If only he had the chance to focus on actual important security issues instead of constant notifications about useless noise like the temperature of his Pi-Hole.
Hmm, anything like this can be used as part of side channel if an attacker is able to influence the temperature of Bob's RPi.