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I mean, I could probably get you a job washing dishes in 15 minutes. You are not picky, are you? Labor Ready is always hiring.

What city is this in? What's the pay rate? What does a bedroom go for on Craigslist in the area?

Woah, you are not getting an entire bedroom. Your options are couch, closet, inflatable mattress on floor next to someone's bed.