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Who's offended?

Ninjas apparently..

Is this a thing now?

How were they persecuted? My friend Mark said he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. You think someone with that kind of real ultimate power would be a crybaby about being persecuted?

Ha! Thanks for reminding me of "real ultimate power" - for those unaware of the reference https://www.realultimatepower.net/

Classic.

I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.

Yeah, ninjas do totally hard stuff. If it was easy, they'd call it Business Major Gaiden.