I think you're essentially proving the op's point.
In your own words, "A judge's role is to prevent people using ridiculous loopholes." In that sentence, "people" === lawyers
In your own words, "A judge's role is to prevent people using ridiculous loopholes." In that sentence, "people" === lawyers
But I do agree judges are hackable too. It is more hassle to do it right and I hope stupid attempts from Disney will be met with some kind of repercussions.
Imagine if you had to pay, as a victim, for the criminal prosecution of the perpetrators. And find a lawyer who handled “just simple battery” and not only murders.
My spouse and I are dealing with this now. It’s awful not being able to get justice.