Then make an app whose sole purpose is to open a website in the browser
> Your app should include features, content, and UI that elevate it beyond a repackaged website.
[0]: https://developer.apple.com/app-store/review/guidelines/
Though honestly jokes aside, this rule still doesn't make a lot of sense (to me). Webapps are capable enough. What does Uber's app, or the Google app do, that's different from their websites? Heck, even Apple's own notes app is simple enough that I'm fairly sure you could make a webapp out of it. I think tasks.org already has such a webapp/website.
... Thus the conversation in the first place.