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I'm sure you have hobbies other people could insult you for too and if you don't you likely don't have any hobbies at all.

I like long walks on the beach and not bending over backwards attempting to justify my unsustainable environmental impact and consumption habits.

Shoot.

You could be doing something useful with your life instead of wandering aimlessly. There are people starving you know.

Oh! Why didn’t I think of that? Thank you anonymous commenter for steering my existence towards a path of ambiguous and rooted utility!