From what I can tell, Honeycomb is staffed up with operators (SRE types). The GP is thinking about logs, traces, and metrics like a mathematician, and I am not sure that anyone at Honeycomb actually thinks that way.
See, under common definition of observability, Honeycomb is just another platform with upsides and downsides. But if you believe the original post, Honeycomb is "2.0" while everything else is "1.0". So why are you even bothering with feature comparison for with other platforms? Are you _really_ going to go with observability 1.0 (a.k.a. most of Honeycomb's competitors) when 2.0 is out? Just sign up already, preferably for most expensive plan so you can record all those events you'll be generating.
Which, to GP’s point, is kind of BS.