>cars are a comparatively rare purchases, that costs a ton of money, and that has life-ending safety risks. Read the book.
No. Ain't nobody got the time.
Operating a car safely doesn't require reading through a 2 inch thick tome every time you buy a car.
I thought I did when I was still a sweet summer child, reading every manual within reach and being told "How do you know that????" by every adult around me. That felt good.
I'm an adult now. Ain't nobody got the time. I know nothing; as in the third stage, not the first stage. I will ask the nearest kid "How do you know that????" and save myself the time and energy if I must learn.
The very first car you buy? Okay, sure, read through the tome since you have nothing to build on. But second car onwards? Ain't nobody got the time.
What? You're trying to tell me I don't know what the fuck Subaru X-Mode is? You're bold to assume I would even use Subaru X-Mode. That button isn't getting pressed for the life of the car ownership; users by and large do not change defaults and hate having dials and buttons to mess with, and I am slowly but surely becoming one of them.
Ain't nobody got the time.
But at least I don't suffer from a bad case of acne anymore.