> The goal for oncall should be to NEVER get called.

Is that not also reductive then? Or maybe my statement pretty accurately captures that sentiment without 4 sentences of explanation.

But no, instead of engaging with the meat of my argument you just reductively attack one sentence.

I get it, I'm oncall right now for my job. I don't like it when alarms go off. I also understand that if I were to tune the alarms so I "NEVER get called" I'd be out of a job soon enough because the business would go under.