I knew the law, but didn't know Betteridge is "a technology journalist who primarily covers topics relating to Apple/Mac." How apropos.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridges_Law_of_Headlines

They did it for the iPod, why not its replacement.

I swear I am going to write a rumor / stupid article bot for Apple news and make a fortune on link bait. If you see the "by protomyth" then you know I actually did it.