That said, I do like the idea (suggested elsewhere) of pooling some money to get him a new one right away.
Edit: you guys might be right about the troll thing. I'm terribly confused now as I must confess I agree with a troll..
I must admit that I relax a little when I enter an academic environment.
I have one of those wallets that have little straps that hook over your belt, and then you put the wallet inside your trousers. Works for me.
Perhaps that shouldn't be necessary, but if you rank spreading certain opinions higher than being able to spread them in a certain way, then you'll have to choose. I usually choose adjusting my communication to be more effective in spreading the opinion.
Of course some people can't be reasoned with, but if you communicate effectively, you will find most people can be reasoned with.