Just wanted to say how much I like your answer. To me one of the bigger puzzles is why people have such different takes on consciousness. To some the idea of p-zombies is immediately clear. To others it is nonsense. But during my conversations about the topic I was never able to explain it adequately to someone sceptical. And from my perspective they (the sceptics) always conflate being conscious with talking, learning, thinking, remembering, etc.