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This unironically sounds good (and, in case this matters, I'm not a front end "clown", but a reverse engineer who mostly uses C and Python). Unified formatted output from command line tools is a thing that is severely missing from unix ecosystem.
And no, you don't need V8 to parse JSON.
Honestly, I'd love this. Output one JSON object per file, bash already has hash tables and lists, so it has all the types we need for JSON already.
e.g. /proc/cpuinfo