Costco is great but their parking lots are awful. I hope the housing has a separate parking entrance because fighting Costco shoppers every time I leave home sounds like a nightmare.
If you ate nothing but pepperoni pizza, you could feed a family of four for like $500 a month!
Costco even sells an MCT supplement that doubles as the best massage oil and lube I’ve ever used.
(Note: Ivy League Guarantee is for Costco Executive members only and requires the CRISPY genetic engineering package. While supplies last. In order to redeem the guarantee in case of defect, child must be brought to your nearest Costco Organ Center).