Workers never were exploited anywhere anytime, and we should all thanks the holly invisible hand for all the peace and harmony it brought to the world thanks to the sacrosanct free market.

Pray with me my friend and soon we might see these evil States and awful laws that stands in the way of infinite unbridled profits come to an end.

"Exploit" is such a classic motte-and-bailey word. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motte-and-bailey_fallacy

In light of the Mickey Mouse ref in the article, my take on a Yakov Smirnoff joke.

"In Soviet Russia, peasants farm rats. Then I came to America, and saw rats farm peasants. What a country."

Fun trivia from https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2519&dat=19871209&id=...

> Smirnoff was almost sent back to the USSR when his interpreter mistranslated his occupation, comedian, as "party organizer", which immigration authorities thought meant that he was an organizer for the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.

I disagree and think that our media would benefit from more of them, actually!