Isn't that already possible via normal Python scripts? I've worked a couple places where dev had a "don't wake us up" script that was programmed to detect known and common issues and either fix it or offer recommendations on next steps (including a couple of code paths that led to a "page everyone, immediately and repeatedly").
From the SRE side, far and away the most common reason I end up paging devs is because the issue is somewhere deep inside the system and I lack that depth. I'm supporting half a dozen services and can't keep track of the churn that happens at high enough granularity. Eg I know the app's downstreams and most of its upstreams, but if there's an issue with a particular field in an API response I'm unlikely to know whether that field comes from our database, a downstream, summoned by voodoo, etc.
Still interesting to see, I'd love to be proven wrong.