It's been a long time since I've seen someone so committed to something so obviously a terrible idea. You've doubled down and splits 8s with this while charging up a very odd hill to die on and whatever other cliche fits.

You remind me of the neighbor's teenage kid I once saw cleaning cut grass from the drive way with a garden hose sprayer. I still remember his dad realizing his failure in raising a kid with common sense and explaining what a waste in water it was, how expensive it was, and just illogical of a decision it was. I feel I've now become that dad.