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Gives off "if I sound pleased about this, it's because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I'm actually quite depressed! :D" [1] vibes

Caps Lock is Cruise Control for Cool, right? ;o)

I miss Usenet taglines

I’ve worked with people who write in all lowercase, but I’ve never worked with someone who writes in ALL CAPS.

How long could someone write in ALL CAPS before they get fired?

YOUR JOB ADVERTISEMENT SPECIFIED VERY MANY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE STOP

HOW DO I WORK THIS DIFFERENCE ENGINE STOP

I guffawed (briefly), with a diminishing chortle thereafter. Well played and cheerio.

One of the nurses at the high school I teach at only emails SHOUTY-STYLE. She’s been there 26 years.